Jandhyala jokes. likes. Jandhyala Veera Venkata Durga Siva Subramanya Sastry (14 January – 19 June ) was an Indian film screenwriter. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet. Home › Hasyam (Humor) › Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Out of Stock. Jandhyala. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Customer Reviews. No reviews yet .
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This time all the parties agree. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We have a very good record for safety. The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.
Sorry we are four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the bakery. We even make your fall jamdhyala earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall!
We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.
But please make yourself at home and help jandhyalx to the cockpit.
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About Me Kalyan Wallpapers Always smiling person. Russia successfully intercepts the missile jandhysla in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
I collected these from Internet. To vote this question go to http: Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles!
Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt.
Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways. And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways.
Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Airways! Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! The Supreme Court comes to the kandhyala of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on.
And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! Well it is the same bloke! Indian technology is highly advanced.
Pakistan never gets it right. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama?
It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. Its three months since the army had sought permission. Posted by Kalyan Wallpapers at 1: