Charles Michael Palahniuk is an American novelist and freelance journalist, who describes his work as. Guts is actually 3 short stories, but the most relevant is the last one. I don’t recall having read anything else before that made me stop for a while, take some fresh . NoSleep is a place for realistic horror stories. Everything is true here, even if it’s not. Please thoroughly read our rules and.
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Published first published March To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Gutsplease sign up. Lists with This Book. Sep 03, AleJandra rated it really liked it Shelves: Desde hace mucho que tenia ganas de leer algo de este autor y justo fue esta lectura la que me llevo a hacerlo, ahora si debo hacer espacio para leer mas de el. View all 4 comments. Apparently this book is so disturbing and disgusting that people fainted at a live reading of it and others literally vomited their guts up.
My favourite story was the one where the guy put a stick of wax in his dickhole and masterbated. I laughed so hard that I popped a rib. I’m unsure what this book was trying to achieve, is it meant to be humorous or disturbing? After doing some research and finding it on a “most disturbing books ever written list” I was feeling pretty let down.
But that’s just me. Remember folks people fainted over this novel due to “peanuts and corn”. I seriously had to put the book down and stare at a wall for two hours after reading it. Guts should be recommended to warped people looking for a laugh.
I dare you
Looking forward to reading everything on the “most disturbing books ever written list”. View all 23 comments. Aug 22, kirkesque rated it did not like it. I suppose isolated, inexperienced people who live vicariously through television or lame books like Upchuck Palahniuk writes, would find this sort of thing something to faint at or throw up because of, but if you’ve ever experienced anything remotely akin to somewhat off-center fetishes or what a lot of people would call “regular life,” this sort of thing is evident for what it is: But no one went broke underestimating the buying public’s desire for salacious pandering.
Gross I suppose isolated, inexperienced people who live vicariously through television or lame books like Upchuck Palahniuk writes, would find this sort of thing something to faint at or throw up because of, but if you’ve ever experienced anything remotely akin to somewhat off-center fetishes or what a lot of people would call “regular life,” this sort of thing is evident for what it is: If you find that a tasty description, yeah, it fits. Oh, Palahniuk’s work is doused with brain repellent.
To some, brain repellent is a pheromone, so it attracts that sort of thing. Scrotie McBoogerballs is of far higher quality than this. View all 17 comments. Feb 26, Misal rated it it was amazing Shelves: Masturbating has never been this horrifying. Yes, this is not for the squeamish, it’s disturbing to read, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to haunt me forever, but that just goes to show how well Palahniuk has written this story.
I wasn’t able to tear my eyes away from the page for a second, I was so engrossed in it.
I’m trying to come up with a way to describe this one. I’ll just leave my jaw on the floor and move on. View all 7 comments. Un buen cuento, se lee en unos minutos y es imposible no quedarse con un desagrado visceral al terminarlo. Jun 04, Gigi Buts. He just full on rocks. Like I can’t go on about him enough.
I’m assuming they fainted around page 4. It hurts to read. In some ways I reccomend it, in a lot gjts ways I do not. I’m freaking out here. Cuuck literally can’t go back to it. One of these days I’m just going to dedicate my life to him, I swear to god.
I didn’t think it was possible. If I told you how it tasted, you would never, ever again eat calamari. I need to film a video reaction of someone reading this.
I’m having difficulty swallowing here. That is our invisible carrot. Now you can take a good, deep breath.
I still have palaniuk. Ohmygod no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
He could write about watching paint dry and he could make it interesting. Infact, I want to read that. If he yuts a novel about watching paint dry on a sunday afternoon, I would freaking read that novel.
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
This was disgusting and will scar me for the rest of the life–more so then Cannibal Holocaust or the Human Centipede but it was brilliant and exactly what authors need to be able to do The former will not be happening if it’s the last thing I can prevent, and I’m only going to recommend this to people I hate.
If you really, really want to read this be prepared. I first read this short story in Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk and I was shocked Maybe Chuck has a loyal palahnouk in me but it’s more than that I have found the perfect writer when I’m in the mood for some brutal stories.
It reminds me of the gore from but believabl I first read this short story in Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk and I was shocked It reminds me of the gore from but believable It’s only 16 pages and maybe View all 9 comments.
Sep 18, Denisse rated it liked it. Palahnijk you want something fast and grotesque, read Guts right now. Because what is more grotesque than teens, masturbation and carrots? Y es que es eso. Esto ha sido un Halloween adelantado. View all 3 comments. Mar 19, Kristijan rated it really liked it.
Oct 07, Gor93ous rated it really liked it. I was ready to cchuck pissing my pants! But, instead, I got a good laugh out of it! The story was told pretty charmingly and the plot was without a doubt unique and weird and fascinating at the same time! Not much, just a little.
I have a pretty strong stomach, after all. In my opinion, Mr. Palahniuk could definitely write a creepy story with dignity and a good measure of humour.
Love the bits about calamari. This brought my first laugh, which later soon followed by some more. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend’s a little sex maniac. He’s always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly.
To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it’s going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned.