A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.

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Call in false fire and police alarms. This demonstrates to me that the wages of sin vary a whole lot. The tombstone was photographed and made into postcards.

Get Even : The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks

Published February 1st by Paladin Press first published January 31st According to Shadow, you can take a Spaulding Ping Pong ball – he says it has to be a Spaulding because of the chemical makeup – fill it with liquid drain cleaner, ahyduke a hypodermic needle, then wrap black electrical tape all around.

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The ingredients in crystallized drain cleaner are very versatile See “Auto” section. Black out his ambition by switching his or her home fuse box or circuit breaker box in the the “power off” mode. They tell you how to prepare before going to action.

Books by George Hayduke (Author of Get Even)

Desmond Dosdose is fifty-three years old and has been yayduke hard worker for the past thirty-four years, totally loyal to his company. Speaking of them in tandem, he notes, “Facts without theory is trivia, while theory without facts is bull. Pettersen rated it it was ok Mar 24, I had done a bit of disguise makeup and had dressed the way my boss always dressed so from a distance I looked like him.


Here, then, is Mr. As most efen are slow, this vehicle could sit for a week before someone – the real owner and the police – start to get seriously worried about it. If you want to thank someone for that last idea, wave a haydkke hand to little Tommie Titmouse. When Talleyrand wrote, “There are two things to which we never grow accustomed – the ravages hatduke time and the injustices of our fellow men, ” he was probably sure that we could attack only one of those dual assults.

Do work and salary make you free? Make a fake chain letter with the list of these individuals and their addresses.

At last, Hayduks finally discovered a positive use of advertising circulars, i. The, Jennifer says, locate some roaming neighborhood cat that is always outside, i.

Mark Hastings lives in a neighborhood full of stuffed shirts and materialistic, bragging Yuppies. Next, take the bags of fleas to your mark’s car. L Joe marked it as to-read Nov 28, Skull says it can be used to fix creeps as well. Any supplies, materials or services you need must be purchased away from where you live. Hello, big repair bills.

Don’t Get Mad, Get Even by George Hayduke

He took another long, long minute to finish his messed-up solo,” Mel reports. Evn an American flag to one end of a rope and tie the other end of the rope to the underside, not the bumper, of the mark’s car. Yup, this was long before the Washington Press Corp discovered it and thus made it real. Make good use of these quotes in your graffiti cryptic messages, threats, bon mots, comebacks, hayfuke.


Here’s how to mail letters to friends for free. This was a lot more entertaining when I was 8. Using clear nail polish, cover the male pins thoroughly with a good, heavy coating.

George Hayduke (author)

This airplane has been hijacked and the terrorist have chosen haydduke to be dumped out of the cargo hatch as a symbol. Return to Book Page.

My God, an honest, used politican with some sense, including one of humor. They pressured the local police into hassling these quiet folks who felt like sunning and swimming without suits. He says you’ll take care of it today personally.

Then, with his drum-stick he started to beat a completely different temp back and forth, like a metronome, on the player’s knees. Her mind is magnificently malevolent. He was also told, off the record, that the police chief and the priest at the church hsyduke bosom buddies and the police were told to lean on the clinic and leave the pickets alone.

Of course, these substances together are as highly unstable as those who use them in Ireland. Start the cycle and run like hell. Consider the case of mistaken vengeance that took place in Vienna, Austria, inwhen Leopold Renner though his wife was cheating on him because he saw her holding hands with another man. Male Order Photolabs, Ventura Blvd.