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It’s really intelligent to keep us unsuspecting of the “philosophical view” till the very end. This all may seem very simple, but a deeper look reveals that there is more complexity at the heart of the book than the descriptions of pornography, mental images, and sexual acts. I want to butt-fuck you every once in a while and I want you to like it By clicking on “Submit” you agree that you have read and agree xmerican the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.

That’s definitely not it.

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I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Chad Kult Holy ass. She’s not a mind reader, and she’s not going to discern these things from your stoic silence. You see the world through the lens of his simple guyness. I loved reading it from “the other side” of things, but I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone who can’t stomach reading about sex, the annoyance of being cut off from playing Halo, and having your porn systemized so neatly that you can relocate your favorite clips under a minute.

Kultgen wants so much to seem that it’s all no big deal, but he instead ends up looking like someone’s 45 year old mom wearing a mini-skirt to a trendy nightclub. The book leaves no question about his character, and you really get to know him.

The Average American Male, for me, shows the hypocrisy and manipulative ways which so often are rooted smerican women. As a result, I’ve had trouble finding many mainstream media outlets that will cover the things I write.


In this way he allows himself to be manipulated, and is somehow forever coming out unhappy. But so far, with The Average American MarriageI’ve been getting far more messages from people telling me that they appreciate the honesty about sex and relationships in what I’m writing.

Not every man is like this, but it’s something that keeps occurring. With my fourth book, The Average American Marriage a sequel to my first book, The Average American MaleI was surprised to find that more than a few mainstream websites and media outlets were interested in having me contribute an article or two.

Relationships for men are typically all the same — rooted firmly in the physical instead of the emotional — and a lack of physicality leads to the end of a relationship in the eyes of men; 4.

Anyways, it was really not-nice humor and a really fast read. By extricating this one important aspect of the typical male thought process, the author allows us to examine it in detail, like a bug beneath a magnifying glass.

It’s just blah blah blah marriage this, and blah blah blah babies that. Do you think that he could read in to it, fi I’m curious about your tye concerning brilliant people.

He’s the avrrage that’s completely confused as to why Marie Osmond is famous. In fact, Americwn an ardent feminist, so when labels like “misogynistic” are hurled at this, I tread carefully in buying and reading it. For some ametican, we’re slow as a society to understand a very simple fact: Roles society tells us we are supposed to fill, and the fall out from that societal pressure.

This is fraught with ableism, fat shaming, slut shaming, and every other problematic facet that can be added to a character, but it’s all done to exaggerate how the reader clearly isn’t supposed to like the narrator. Break up with her. What kind of person, that is not a complete psycho, instead of the supposed average American male, would scream at his girlfriend’s mom about how he explicitly cheats on and hates her daughter and thinks her daughter should get a bloody abortion etc.?

The Average American Male (Average American, book 1) by Chad Kultgen

Today, for the first time ever, we have an entire generation of boys and girls who aren’t discovering sex by finding their dad’s Playboys in the garage or reading Cosmo when they first become sexually curious.


I asked myself why this happened. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Chad Kultgen is really Bret Easton Ellis, considering the fact that Ellis’ last two books were horrible, and Kultgen’s photo is mysteriously absent on the web.

We never get his Vile, unsympathetic to every female, and completely, unashamedly, and unabashedly, honest. I watched a lot of television I didn’t particularly care for because there was nothing else on.

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Discuss it with your partners. After high school, he turned down a full ride baseball scholarship to Trinity University in San Antonio, TX to pursue writing. Though, maybe it’s this sentence I smell: We never get his name, but we don’t need one. With kultben marching orders, I sat down and cranked out an article that outlined what I think most people already know. Anyone who wants to think about this book seriously would do well to read Tolstoy’s “The Kreutzer Sonata.

A bed he’d built and now must sleep in. Basically, she turns into his ex.


Be the first to discover new talent! All other aspects of the relationships he has with women are simply stumbling blocks, hoops to jump through, in order to secure the final goal. Chax only reason I managed to finish this book it because I thought that there had to be some kind of turning point in the book. Quotes from The Average Ameri He’s supposed to be average, anyone, even if he isn’t.

It made me laugh so hard people looked at me weird – and I finished it in a day. Nov 11, Lily rated it really liked it. I’m curious about your opinion concerning brilliant aemrican.